lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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