I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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