She went from zero to smokin in five shots
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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