found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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