Someone shit on the floor
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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