And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
My vagina is officially offended.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Randomize
