i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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