Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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