i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Randomize
