return my video game
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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