dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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