don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?