i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes