All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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