so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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