I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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