i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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