Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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