there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
two words...techno handjob
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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