Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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