dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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