I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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