And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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