I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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