Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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