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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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