Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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