His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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