So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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