My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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