He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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