just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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