yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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