sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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