i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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