Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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