Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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