I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
