so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.