On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...