Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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