I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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