I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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