Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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