Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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