Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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