Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Let's get the cat blown out
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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