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Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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