Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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