Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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