Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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