Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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