How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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