I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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