There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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