the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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