This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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