i think my tv is drunk
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Panties = found
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
