I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
we made out on top of his cat.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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