just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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